So friends, family, people who know people who I know: This post is not for you. This is for the Guy in New Zealand whose mom is in the hospital and is looking for something clever to write about her recent surgery. Here is the thing, I don't want to just GIVE you jokes (then you won't come back). So instead, I am just going to give you a couple of Appendix Punchlines. Also, at the end of the post I am going to write a few words that are sure to increase my Appendix-Jokes traffic.
"No, I said vestigial organ, not vestigial Oregon!"
"And St. Peter said, 'It was the RUPTURE, not the RAPTURE!'"
"Well it all came out in the end"
"Now THAT is what I call splenic flexture!" (I hope you guys are alright with a few splean jokes thrown in)
"Well you sure ain't going to find any bibliographies in THAT appendix"
"STAND BACK, IT'S GOING TO BLOW!!!"
"I'll show YOU a small fingerlike organ!"
"Duoden'em, I hardly knew him"
Thank you folks I'll be here all week.
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P.S. I am getting about 13 hits a day right now, let's see if we can get a spike in appendix jokes traffic!