Thursday, November 30, 2006
Idea number 1: Pie Cake
Yeah, I know, brilliant huh? If you are wondering what it is, then you are indeed poor-of-mind. Pie cake is basically a cake with a pie baked right inside. People are always asking me "Hey guy, what do you like more, pie or cake." well, this solves that problem. Also, it presents new challenges as you figure out which pies go with which cakes. The coconut-cream-pie-in-a-german-chocolate cake is a slamdunk (see Michael Jordan), but think about a cherry pie in a rich double chocolate cake? or apple pie in a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting?
Are you catching the vision?
well good luck getting a pie into a cake.
(actually I have invented a [genius] way to get a pie into a cake and if you want it you will have to send me five dollars).
Idea 2: Bacon Butter
This idea has been floating around for some time. It is as simple as it is deliciously bad for your heart. it is kind of a breakfast butter, to add protein to your morning toast, but there are so many uses!!!! Some have heard of this idea. basically it is butter with bacon crumbles right inside.
think of what you could baste with this!!!
Idea 3: Troughies (TM)
There is another business idea for this one, it is essentially a restaurant that bases itself around several long tables where patrons (you) come in and eat from a mutual trough containing the cereal of choice. It will bring people together on the topics that really unite them (lucky charms or cracklin' oat bran?). Plus, mutual trough of milk.
If you want chocolate milk, there will be a spigot at the end of the "cocoa krispies" trough, except we won't call it a "spigot" because, gross. It will be called a "fun nozzle".
also, don't get Troughies(TM) confused with Trophies* next door. It is a sports bar where you all drink beer out of the same trophies. You get a free t-shirt if you and your "party" (get it) can drink a whole "stanley cup" of beer.
Idea 4: Clear Armor
I have an idea for a suit of armor made out of plexiglass, but I don't think I should mention it because I bet it'd get pretty sweaty in there and that would gross out people that are watching you and trying to eat from their troughs.
Idea 5: Video Game
How 'bout a game that makes you more socially adept?
*a fully owned subsidiary of Troughies International.
Posted by Damian at 10:21 AM
Saturday, November 25, 2006
high-fives (the comeback)
Mom and Dad
the collected poems of Ogden Nash
backflips, and the people who do them
micron pigment pens
cougars (and pumas)
movie theater popcorn
Owen and Olivia (and Morgan)
cold cocoa that has been heated up
things that are awesome (both old and new)
pigs in a blanket
wool blankets (for the poor)
New York Doll
"Shame On" signs, and the people that hold them
Arbby- Q sauce
pies, in the face or in the mouth
The Waffle House (the awful house)
that video for "i'm from Barcelona" where the guy's tie changes
"getting over it"
fish tacos (the good kind)
a good backscratch
the sunlight through the window in my front room when it hits my shoulder before a nap
people at my house
Battle Star Galactica
the idea that a pan can punch through steel
memories of youth
hopes for future
the fleeting moment that is now
machines that quietly hum
the Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Teaching Sunday School
The Honey Bunch of Oats
seeing "Jeremy McGuire"
the fact that CarriDee will be on for at least one more week
that DeVotchka concert
friends that found love
the prospect of Christmas
Sufjan Stevens 'Christmas Album
Thurl Bailey's Christmas Album
Sweet Potato casserole
naps on the carpet
Kids that think you are a "pony" or a "rocket ship"
the decline of Jessica Simpson's carreer
Emmerson Lake and Palmer (just for the song "touch and go")
the word "probate"
lack of colostomy bags
less kidney stones this year (when compared with last)
Friends that will go to movies with me
the Wasatch Fault and the portent of our doom (just the portent, not the doom)
scribbled poetry, never-to-be-read by the object thereof.
that millisecond after a sneeze
a scratched itch
relishing the moment
Karma Chameleon (not so much)
sharks that are unaware of the skill and cunning of a trained dolphin
scuba knifes strapped about the ankle
movies that end with "The END?"
Posted by Damian at 10:32 AM