Friday, June 18, 2010

This Summer

This summer doesn't have a name yet, maybe it is time to put away childish things. Here is a list of things that need to happen this summer, regardless of it's name:

-bike rides to Gelato
-strawberry lemonade and pad thai
-rope swing
-Fly to Buffalo
-Visit Reservoir Powell (it's not a lake people)
-Hang with Smythers
-Hang with the Half-bachelors
-Hang with Mr. Cooper
-Photo Op road trip
-Make a bollywood movie
-Make a hollywood movie
-Make a move
-Bust a move
-listen to some Busta Rhymes
-Grow some lemon thyme
-Caprese Salad
-Lemon Basil Limeade (trust me)
-Make some ice cream
-Make out in a summer rainstorm
-Music video
-swim a mile
-walk to church (yeah, I go to church, and like it. What!?)
-cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes
-sleep under the stars
-Sleep under the stars, and also a roof and a blanket.
-make it to a beach somewheres
-leave the country, even for a bit.
-get some sun.
-get some shade
-backyard, firepit paella
-spend some time in a convertible (anybody got one locally)
-reconsider the scooter issue
-take a tour of Thanksgiving point on a Segway, afterward, try to re-obtain some dignity
-drive in movie (to a movie I don't really want to see)
-late breakfast on Saturday, should involve something sweet and something savory.
-get some color on my legs
-get some sand under my feet
-get some laundry done (it has to get done)
-picnic, basket and all.
-frisbee (bonus points if you can get a dog to catch it).
-long walks in the park
-short walks in the neighborhood.
-Evening constitutional.
-Eat outside at LEAST once a week.
-See more sunsets than I miss.
-street tacos (HARD)
-Nielson's Frozen Custard
-Go to Arizona
-Listen to the song "By the time I get to Arizona"
-Don't let Public Enemy's bitterness get to me
-See some of the best kids in the world, and their Mom (my Sister).

Did I miss anything?

Monday, June 14, 2010

Trying on a new link

Tis a season of change. When things aren't going your way, try something different. Plus they have this new feature on blogger where you can try a whole bunch out.

I am going for "simple and readable" what do you think?

Friday, June 04, 2010

Back on top (for a limited time only)-APPENDIX!

Yeah, it's been a rough couple of months. Between breakups, Moms, cancers, back surgeries and car accidents. But if you know me you have already heard me complain about it.

but guys, things are changing. I am now NUMBER #1 on google's search for appendix jokes!!!

(read about the journery here, all because I tried to create an appendix to my blog, with all of my old jokes in it[which I still use by the way]). These jokes are NOT good, let me remind you. I even removed my best one (about little people and racism "widget what??")

Anyway if you are here for a great Appendix joke, you shall not get it, not even on that link (there are some okay Appendix jokes, but mostly if your standards are low). But after a rough few weeks, I just want to let you know that all of your visits have my appendix just bursting with pride.

P.S. - I have a joke I am working on for Born Agains who are looking for appendix jokes, it involves the punchline "Oh, it ruptured, I thought you said it was the RAPTURE!!!"

don't hold your breath.