Friday, June 04, 2010

Back on top (for a limited time only)-APPENDIX!

Yeah, it's been a rough couple of months. Between breakups, Moms, cancers, back surgeries and car accidents. But if you know me you have already heard me complain about it.

but guys, things are changing. I am now NUMBER #1 on google's search for appendix jokes!!!

(read about the journery here, all because I tried to create an appendix to my blog, with all of my old jokes in it[which I still use by the way]). These jokes are NOT good, let me remind you. I even removed my best one (about little people and racism "widget what??")

Anyway if you are here for a great Appendix joke, you shall not get it, not even on that link (there are some okay Appendix jokes, but mostly if your standards are low). But after a rough few weeks, I just want to let you know that all of your visits have my appendix just bursting with pride.

P.S. - I have a joke I am working on for Born Agains who are looking for appendix jokes, it involves the punchline "Oh, it ruptured, I thought you said it was the RAPTURE!!!"

don't hold your breath.


Damian said...

Ironically I think this happened because so many of my friends and family linked to the post about my mom and her cancer. Which drove a lot of traffic and moved me up. I am getting like 30 hits a day looking for appendix jokes. So thanks everyone.

Barbaloot said...

I know that if I am ever searching for a mediocre appendix joke that I make my way to this blog.