Sometimes people who are divorced move into the singles ward, and I welcome them. But then they get remarried and I feel like I just got lapped.
Maybe someday I will get an Olympic story wrote about me how even after I got lapped, I just didn't give up, and people slow-clapped for me when I crossed the finish line.
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Q: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
A: Yup, it's genocide.
Next to that is blogs by single people that complain about being single.
6 comments:
ahahaha!!! i have had that feeling before...
this is so funny. i don't know you but google reader suggested i read your blog and I'm never disappointed.
No, i disagree. I think it's mommy blogs. When i read them, a little part of me dies inside.
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one time when I was thinking about this it hit me in a similar fashion. It's like there is this grand buffet and some people have gone back for seconds before others have even had a chance to get a place in line!
I got lapped a few times, but I finally finished! I have faith that you'll get to the finish line eventually. ;) And I'll slow clap for you as long as you want!
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