Statistics don't lie. Sure they embelish, but they don't lie. Do you know what statistics are saying RIGHT NOW! If you you listen closely you can hear their tiny tinny voices telling us that the two most common uses of the internet are for 1. pornography and 2. geneology. This is a tragedy.
To some, this tragedy is obvious, but to me it is such a sad image. You see if you are doing one of the most common things on the internet you are bound to run into the other. I imagine a kind old pornographer stumbling on an errant geneology email and now he fritters away the waning hours of his perverted little life trying to create family trees.
so tragic.
8 comments:
Why not combine the two? Perhaps if there were more pornographic genealogy, a lot more family history would get done.
I thought about porneology or geneography, and while I think people want to know where they came from, I don't think they want to see pictures of the process.
'cause grandma.
Yeah, now that I think about it, it's not such a good idea. Could be quite awkward.
Unless you have hot grannies.
Can I buy your idea?
Good Ideas are a dime a dozen. Bad Ideas are worth like a million bucks.
name stealer.
totally suing your parents.
get thee behind me, Al Pacino
I think it's important to know who your porncestors are.
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