Friday, October 06, 2006

Tragedy: The Internet

Statistics don't lie. Sure they embelish, but they don't lie. Do you know what statistics are saying RIGHT NOW! If you you listen closely you can hear their tiny tinny voices telling us that the two most common uses of the internet are for 1. pornography and 2. geneology. This is a tragedy.

To some, this tragedy is obvious, but to me it is such a sad image. You see if you are doing one of the most common things on the internet you are bound to run into the other. I imagine a kind old pornographer stumbling on an errant geneology email and now he fritters away the waning hours of his perverted little life trying to create family trees.

so tragic.

8 comments:

Maddy said...

Why not combine the two? Perhaps if there were more pornographic genealogy, a lot more family history would get done.

Manfoom said...

I thought about porneology or geneography, and while I think people want to know where they came from, I don't think they want to see pictures of the process.

'cause grandma.

Maddy said...

Yeah, now that I think about it, it's not such a good idea. Could be quite awkward.

Larry Flynt said...

Unless you have hot grannies.
Can I buy your idea?

Manfoom said...

Good Ideas are a dime a dozen. Bad Ideas are worth like a million bucks.

lucifer said...

name stealer.

totally suing your parents.

Manfoom said...

get thee behind me, Al Pacino

Cameron said...

I think it's important to know who your porncestors are.