Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Appendix Jokes: a Limmerick?

As many of you know, I am a HUGE fan of Ogden Nash. Also, I am a fan of appendix jokes.  So you can imagine how surprised (and pleased) I was to find this, 


THE GREATEST LIMERICK ABOUT APPENDIX REMOVAL OF ALL TIME(S)
but which he sadly titled:

UNTITLED POEM


Asked a patient before appendectomy
"What kind of fee d'you expectomy?"
Said the doc, "If your pulse
Indicates the results,
Anything but a post-dated checktomy."




Many of you (my fans) come here for appendix jokes. This is a far better thing, for an Ogden Nash poem is a thing of gold. So in his honor I have written a poem.


Ogden was a poet  for the man on the streets.
If he was on twitter I'd follow his tweets.
He could take words and twist them and bend them.
If he was on Facebook, I'm sure I would friend him. 




thank you.



2 comments:

Adrian @adriandayton said...

I have long been a fan of your site for appendix jokes. Theres isn't another one that is EVEN CLOSE.

As far as I'm concerned, your site get the GOLD, SILVER and BRONZE medals of Appendix joke.

Keep up the good work and I hope you don't die of appendicitis.

Damian said...

I hope I never die of appendicitis
but you never know,
I just might-is

Thanks, i take the quality of my appendix jokes VERY seriously. (WAY more serious than those jerks over at Appendixjokes.biz)